Sunday, May 27, 2007

MegaBlog???....ooppsss Block??????

Rise and Shine!!!!!!!!!!!! todays begun just like any other day.......but that laziness one feels on a sunday is lingering at the back of my mind. But HEEEEYYYYYYY I remember I'm off to Andheri in afternoon to meet Goldilocks!!

All hell breaks loose when I tell my family about goin to andheri...WHY???????? theres a MEGABLOCK!!!!!! Tough luck...no amount of hiding news papers or fliping news channels has helped...come on guys I am going to Andheri not America. Thus follow a series of "Don't you know trains are running EXTREMELY late??" , "What if they decide to stop the train midway??" , "What if the trains get cancelled altogether in the evening??" and Bla Bla..

Finally somehow they get convinced with promises on my part not to Jump outta the train if it stops and to call them every hour updating them on my wherebouts.....GOD!!!!! the so called megablock is on the track not roads and call every hour?? But im happy to get the much required permission and wouldve agreed to callin every 5 mins too!!! :-) just kiddin...

An hr has already passed in this rutho manao giri and I try to run against time doing ten thousand things..........

Press Your Clothes while the Iron is Hot.........I'm doing just that. Ironing away to glory and humming some song I realise I have just 1 Hr to leave the house when all off a sudden......CCCCCCCRRRRRRR........CCCCCCRRRRRR followed by a smell of fire crackers!!!!!! Firecrackers???? OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GGOOODDD!!!!!! FIRE!!!! The iron plug socket is throwing fiery sparks reminding me of some chinese dragon spitting fire .......HOLY SMOKE!!(in the literal sense)..hence follows a string of shrieks and yells which brings my family to my rescue.........RESCUED ;-) (A lill elaborated version tat was but happened all the same)

Finally dressed in a half pressed attire and only 10 mins late I bid my goodbyes to all at home...

Am actually a lill nervous as I approach the station..."what if mum n dad have said turns out to be true??" "what if tis?? what if tat??"....the tickets are taken and theres no turning back..With the sun baking my already half baked brain..I wait for the train thats 20 mins late.....Only 20 mins?? :-) I was worrying for nothing afta all!! Am sitting on the bench...trying to ignore oggling eyes from everywhere...when I notice two 2 BAMBOLA aunties coming my way....I pray wishin they do not come near my bench..........Its not my day today :-(....THUD!!!! OOOUUUCCCHH!!!!!

What would be your reaction if 150 kgs sat on your thigh???......I decide to name them Pushy Aunties as they keep pushing me inorder to get more space...

TRING..."Will be thr in 40 mins"..."yes they r late but not very" "Yes 1.40 ki last local is at 3.45....sure ....byeeee" ....I hang up after speakin with goldilocks assuring her I will be there. Pushy aunty 1 is giving me a shocked stare...Why aunty have I grown horns???? Then she turns to her BHEN...that wat she called her..Rajnibhen "Rajnibhen tamhune khabar che?? aaan chookri bolech 1.40 ni local last local che anee te pun 3.45 vage aavse" (In English: Rajnibhen do you know?? this girl besids me says that the 1.40 train is the last one and will come at 3.45).....WHAT THE ***** BUFFALO!!!!!

God.....this is how a misintepreted statement can dig a mountain outta a mole hill !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pushy Aunties....plzzzzzzz chck the indicator....it says 12.30....how can you be sooooooooooo ignorant!!!!!! A sweet person that I am ;-) I exlplain to them that I was talking bout the movie 1.40 ki lat local....and they can rest assure and not strain their overblown brains (didnt say tat though :-)).

Finally my wait ends....I get in the train....rather get pushed into it. Am just deciding how to spend the 40 mins before my destination comes...when I over hear some girly talks....."Hey what did you do!!!! u've blocked all trains for 3 days!!" giggle giggle giggle...."you have a block named after u" giggle giggle giggle....

I assume one of the girls' name maybe MEGHA.....and hence all this teasing bout MEGHABLOCK..(with the H silent of course)...and so the 40 mins pass..
Goldilocks gives me one of those killing looks for being late but my sweet grin melts her heart (HOW MELODRAMATIC ;-) )
And so we spend the day........a lovely lunch followed by the 1.40 ki last local.....the movie's good but a lill tooooooooooooooooo real to digest....the best part??? AD's bondage :-)

Once again farewells are bid....promises to meet again are made....and yes we intend to keep those too :-)
I leave with a heavy heart...a lill more heavy as the weekend has come to an end and have to report to work next day :-(

I board my 8.50 ki not last local and am home in 40 mins!!! WHEEEEW........

MegaBlock????? It was just a hyped up issue..but yes...commuters commuting to Virar and far suburbs had problems travelling. All in all an eventful day :-)

Sundays are very mean...they fly away in a wink ;-)
One sunday per week is toooo less
What do you think????
Greed is not good...be happy with what uve had

But what's wrong in wishful thinking...It's not that BAD ;-)

COW CHOW...

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